Corrupted Wishing Well!

[Rainpelt]

I'm sure most of you know this game -- make a wish, and have it come true. Problem is, the wishing well is corrupted and as such the fulfillment of the wish goes terribly awry!

To those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the gist:
1. Grant the wish above you, making it go wrong somehow.
2. Make a wish yourself.
3. Lather, rinse, repeat.


For example:
Person 1: I wish for some sushi.

Person 2: Granted, but it seems that the fish has gone rotten, and it's given you food poisoning!
I wish for a puppy.

Person 3: Granted, but it's vicious and it tears up your furniture.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

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I'll start!


I wish I had cats' night vision.

[Guest]

you turn into a cat!

I wish I had a a mansion

[Rainpelt]

Granted, but ghosts live in it with you!


I wish I owned a horse.

[Guest]

ok but it's a dog in a horse costume


I want a sword!

[Rainpelt]

Granted, but you accidentally cut yourself with it!


I wish I can speak Spanish fluently.

[Guest]

ok but now you're a mexican lizard


I want all the money in the world

[Rainpelt]

Granted, but money cannot bring you happiness.


I wish I never watched (certain) horror movies.

[Guest]

ok now you're in a certain horror movie



I want a big screen T.V.

[Rainpelt]

Granted, but it only works on the first day.

I wish we weren't the only ones posting in this topic.

[Guest]

ok but NOW you are a boy with a different name



I want a Machine gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Granted but you got arrested for not having a permit.

I wish I was rich.

[Guest]

But since you stole all the money you are a wanted Super criminal!



I want nothing

[Guest]

Yeah,you grew poor and are a hobo because you won't accept anything.

I wish for a glass of water.

[Guest]

Ok but it spills and gets your homework wet


I want a dogs scent

[Guest]

But you ended up smelling something very,very, smelly.

I wish for god's powers.

[Guest]

ok but the twist is now you're the devil



I want to be able to fly

[Guest]

This wish is granted, but now you can only drift hopelessly in the air.

[Guest]

forgot your wish

[Gast]

I wish for nothing to go wrong with my wish.lol

[Guest]

Oak,you fail because now you have no wish.

I wish for 6,000 wishes.

[Guest]

ok but they all cost 100000000 dollars to do one wish



I wish to be awesome

[Gast]

@ Daystar: Its called a joke

[Guest]

@ Oak:Yeah yeah, it's called sarcasm.


Yes, but no one sees that except for you.


I wish to be a super hero.

[Guest]

but your ability is to turn into a tree



I want a cute harmless Dinosaur for a pet

[Rainpelt]

Granted, but one day the dino will turn back to it's harmful self.


I wish that Outcast will never run out of posters!

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